WTFB

Get your side project roasted

Friends say it looks great. Strangers close the tab. The difference between those two reactions is the entire launch.

Paid testers have no reason to be kind and every reason to be specific, because vague reports do not get approved.

What you get: measured facts separated from human judgement.

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What we check

Does anyone understand it

Testers say what your product does after a short look. If nobody agrees, the positioning is the bug.

Signup and first session

Whether a stranger can get to the first useful result without asking you anything.

Launch readiness

Metadata, link previews, mobile layout and the parts that embarrass you on launch day.

Pricing reaction

What testers thought your price should be, and whether the page justified the number you chose.

Measured basics

Load speed, contrast, broken links and indexability, reported as numbers.

Typical findings

  • Headline describing the technology instead of the problem.
  • Signup requiring a workspace name before value is shown.
  • Link preview with default metadata and no image.
  • Demo video autoplaying at full volume on mobile.

Questions

Is one tester enough?

One gives a signal. Three make patterns obvious. Start small.

Can I earn credit instead of paying?

Yes, test other people's products and spend what you earn on your own roasts.

Will feedback be brutal?

Direct and evidence-backed. Personal attacks are moderated out.

See also

A roast is an automated audit plus reports from real testers, with evidence attached.