Crew on shift 24/7
THE
MEAT CREW
Six butchers. Each with their own knife, shift, and bodycount. When you order a roast, one of them is always on the block. No AI. No illusions.

Diego Morales
EL CARNICERO
Mexico City12 yrs on block
UX & landing pages
Mon AMWed PMSun PM

Boris Volkov
BIG BORIS
Berlin22 yrs on block
Performance, infra, tech debt
Mon PMThu PMSun AM

Estelle Beaumont
MAMA KNIVES
Marseille30 yrs on block
Copy, tone of voice, claims
Tue PMFri AM

Vincent Russo
VINCE THE SLAB
Brooklyn, NY18 yrs on block
Pricing, monetization, business model
Tue AMFri PM

Yuki Tanaka
YUKI CLEAVER
Tokyo9 yrs on block
Mobile UX, micro-details, dark mode
Wed AMSat AM

Peter MacAllister
OLD PETE
Glasgow42 yrs on block
Trust, security, legal, GDPR
Thu AMSat PM