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MEAT CREW

Six butchers. Each with their own knife, shift, and bodycount. When you order a roast, one of them is always on the block. No AI. No illusions.

Dining room — roasts & rankings
EL CARNICERO — Diego Morales
Diego Morales
EL CARNICERO
Mexico City12 yrs on block
UX & landing pages
Mon AMWed PMSun PM
BIG BORIS — Boris Volkov
Boris Volkov
BIG BORIS
Berlin22 yrs on block
Performance, infra, tech debt
Mon PMThu PMSun AM
MAMA KNIVES — Estelle Beaumont
Estelle Beaumont
MAMA KNIVES
Marseille30 yrs on block
Copy, tone of voice, claims
Tue PMFri AM
VINCE THE SLAB — Vincent Russo
Vincent Russo
VINCE THE SLAB
Brooklyn, NY18 yrs on block
Pricing, monetization, business model
Tue AMFri PM
YUKI CLEAVER — Yuki Tanaka
Yuki Tanaka
YUKI CLEAVER
Tokyo9 yrs on block
Mobile UX, micro-details, dark mode
Wed AMSat AM
OLD PETE — Peter MacAllister
Peter MacAllister
OLD PETE
Glasgow42 yrs on block
Trust, security, legal, GDPR
Thu AMSat PM